I Don't Have Better Shit To Do

illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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heidi8:

pierogi-jarskie:

smithsonian:

Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

Whoever does social media for the Smithsonian is awesome. 

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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Basegod is an adorable species

1337tattoos:

Denis Tidan

1337tattoos:

Denis Tidan

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

decourfeynated:

in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985, and that double standard is alive and well nearly 30 years later.

stuffmomnevertoldyou:

decourfeynated:

in which a teen movie from the 80s describes sexual misogyny in three sentences at the eighth grade reading level.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985, and that double standard is alive and well nearly 30 years later.

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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